Crossing Borders...

I got this from a colleague. The Indonesian maid in my office has a Malaysian PR faster than my Chinese bosses's Australian wife. And the Australian wife has been in Malaysia for 12 years while the Indonesian maid only 2. Go figure.

 
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
 
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.
 
If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.
 
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.
   
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.
 
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
   
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
 
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
   
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
 
YOU GET:
-  MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
-  A Driving License,
-  Voting Rights
-  Job Reservation,
-  Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
-  Credit Cards,
-  Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
-  Free Education,
-  Free Health Care.